Many, including our very own totalBarça staff, have been wondering just why FC Barcelona and Spanish International forward David Villa (28) cannot seem to score for his new club. Well, ask no more. Madrid-based sports daily Marca has uncovered the ‘truth.’ Find out what is really plaguing David Villa after the jump.
Does anyone remember Pepe the witch doctor? He is the person whom (supposedly) a rich American women (presumed to be Paris Hilton) hired to put a curse on Cristiano Ronaldo last season. According to Marca, he’s back! But his focus this time is Barcelona, and specifically, the new “Pichichi of the Posts,” David Villa.
Marca quotes Radio Ona FM and says that ‘El Brujo Pepe’ explained that “There are people that ask things and then later forget. At the moment when they stopped thanking me for the subject of Cristiano Ronaldo, they have found the ‘Pichichi of the posts.’ David Villa has the bad luck now. It’s Joan Laporta’s fault for not saying thanks to me.”
Does anyone remember Pepe the witch doctor? He is the person whom (supposedly) a rich American women (presumed to be Paris Hilton) hired to put a curse on Cristiano Ronaldo last season. According to Marca, he’s back! But his focus this time is Barcelona, and specifically, the new “Pichichi of the Posts,” David Villa.
Marca quotes Radio Ona FM and says that ‘El Brujo Pepe’ explained that “There are people that ask things and then later forget. At the moment when they stopped thanking me for the subject of Cristiano Ronaldo, they have found the ‘Pichichi of the posts.’ David Villa has the bad luck now. It’s Joan Laporta’s fault for not saying thanks to me.”
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